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Advances to: Pirate
Description: Thieves are just like normal people, except they steal things. And stab you. Not always in that order.
Advances to: Ninja
Description: Assassins kill people. Usually for money. Sometimes they just don't like people, though. And they never want ice in their drink. They'll kill people over that, too.
Advances to: Telemarketer
Description: You know how you never want to buy stuff from people who come to your door? This is one of those people. A salesperson is skilled enough to sell ice to an assassin.
Advances to: Jester
Description: No longer content with frightening small children and carnivaling, now clowns want to go killing. And somehow, despite having big silly shoes and rainbow-coloured hair, they do so very well. Don't touch their beepy-sounding nose, though. They hate that.
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Weapon
Description: This is a sword of ridiculous proportions. If you're not as powerful as a little pwny, I don't know how you're even carrying it. Needless to say, it's both sharp and heavy, and this is very bad for anybody you come across.
Description: Most people can't really decide if they like kung fu movies or John Woo movies better. Well, we've combined them into one awesome whole. Take two guns, tie them together, and what do you get? Gunchucks! Now you can shoot people and hit them at the same time.
Description: If you still have both eyes, your mother told you not to run with scissors. The trick, though, is to run into other people with them. That's some stabby goodness!
Description: Most people using the internet now weren't alive in the 80s, so let me explain: phones were big back then. Bigger than your mom, if you can believe that. As such, they make for great bludgeoning weapons. Just don't try to talk on them. That's like a dial-up connection for your voice.
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